Weird Communication With Wife

Sep 11, 2015
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My wife stopped riding several years ago. Sold her bike, flat stopped riding, won't get on the trike.

Today was a bike happening day at the local HD shop. I won a growler and needed to pick it up, and they were having free bikini bike washes. (I've seen the girls-I really did just want the wash.) So I asked her if she want to come out to the shop and get the bike washed. She said sure. I set the trike up so I wouldn't have to reverse with her on it. She came out and said, "I thought we were taking the car." Had the damndest time explaining why it would be REAL HARD to wash the trike when it was at home in the garage. Finally went by myself. She consoled herself with shopping.
 
My wife stopped riding several years ago. Sold her bike, flat stopped riding, won't get on the trike.

Today was a bike happening day at the local HD shop. I won a growler and needed to pick it up, and they were having free bikini bike washes. (I've seen the girls-I really did just want the wash.) So I asked her if she want to come out to the shop and get the bike washed. She said sure. I set the trike up so I wouldn't have to reverse with her on it. She came out and said, "I thought we were taking the car." Had the damndest time explaining why it would be REAL HARD to wash the trike when it was at home in the garage. Finally went by myself. She consoled herself with shopping.

My first wife was like that.
 
I'll have to check her roots :D. Turned out for the best, the bike washers was wearing bikinis and worked usually as "exotic dancers." Got my free growler. Hell, it ain't nothin' but a half gallon jug. Put it in the fridge full of water. What do ya do with a growler anyway? Why the call 'em that? They said fill it with what ya like to drink, but I think a half gallon of bourbon is quite a bit.
 

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