The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[Sully]

Betty Boop

 

[Lucky]

High YO SILVER

 

[Sully]

Goldfinger and Oddjob :Shrug:

 

[mynameisearl]

Jack and the Bean Stalk

 

[Sully]

Batman and Robin

 

[rhino 2]

Heckle and Jeckle...

 

[rwhgme]

I like big b:xzqxz:bs and I can not lie!

 

[Sully]

 

[rhino 2]

Speaking of Boobs, Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music ....

The i Boob..

It will cost from $499 to $699 depending on cup size and speaker size..
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because Woman are always complaining about men staring at their breasts ..
And not listening to them...

 

[Sully]

Campaign 2014, hope you voted.

 

[Rod69]

I voted, but it looks like you can't beat the Chicago machine. Durbin again---**** Radical gun control.

 

[mynameisearl]

Chicago, Heck of a band.

 

[rhino 2]

47% Vote 99% One way, The other 53% Split their Vote.......
And the beat go's on......:AGGHH:.

 

[Ozarkryder]

1 can sweetened condensed milk
1 1/2 cups half & half
2 Tablespoons chocolate syrup
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 teaspoons instant coffee
1 cup brandy

Mix all ingredients well in a blender. Store overnight or
longer in refrigerator to let flavors meld. Pour 8 oz in glass
over ice or straight. Enjoy!
This makes a concoction somewhat like Irish Cream.

*Notes:
1) Makes 4 8 oz. drinks, alcohol content 2 oz brandy per drink
2) I have been told this will last up to 3 weeks in the refrigerator.
I can not confirm this as I have never been able to put it to the test.

 

[bongobobny]

​***sigh***

 

[Shimpy]

Over 500 posts? This has got to be a record.

 

[Sully]

Records are made to be Broken

 

[rhino 2]

I always thought that record would stand till'
Someone broke it...

 

[Sully]

No matter where you go, when you get there, there you are. :wave4:

 

[rhino 2]

Yea' But you have to be very careful if you don't know where you're going'
Because you might not get there.....:xzqxz:

 

[Sully]

But if you turn around, you can see where you have been.

 

[RcSuD]

It's best to look where you're going, not where you came from, you might walk into a tree.epper:

 

[Sully]

• Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘A Good Doctor’! :laugh:

 

[Phu Cat]

Yeah Sully, those applications really are dumb. How do they expect you to get "daily" into that little square marked 'sex'?

Phu Cat

 

[Sully]

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

 

[rhino 2]

Only a deep and abiding belief in, KARMA Keeps me off the roof '

With my trusty 308.........

 

[Sully]

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot :laugh:

 

[RcSuD]

Man who **** on hill, not on level.

 

[Sully]

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money :laugh:

 

[mynameisearl]

money, money, money, ......MONEY