The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[bongobobny]

Not to hijack this thread, but...

 

[Sully]

So, did you think Peggy Sue was all that pretty :Shrug:

 

[RcSuD]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[bongobobny]

My heart's on fire for Elvira...

 

[Bruce]

I like Beer !!!!! :xzqxz:

 

[87Trike1200]

Did you know, if you take two steps forward and fall back one, you still gained one step.:qpnmt:

...and - a penny spent is a penny well used, as a rolling stone is worth two in the bush and gathers very few feathers.

 

[RcSuD]

:xzqxz::xzqxz:

 

[Sully]

You better duck if you spit into the wind :laugh:

 

[rhino 2]

You better duck if you spit into the wind :laugh:

Also you have to be careful which way the wind is blowing when you're writing your name in the snow....

 

[Sully]

Yep, and don't forget that when you Fart.....:laugh:

 

[rhino 2]

To Blame it on the dog.............:kpzxvq:

 

[RcSuD]

 

[bongobobny]

So let me give you this to ponder, what really IS an old fart?!!?

 

[Sully]

Sometimes you need to put the beer down and smell the BBQ cooking. :Shrug:

 

[rhino 2]

So let me give you this to ponder, what really IS an old fart?!!?

It depends on how tight your shorts are...........:xszpv:

 

[Bruce]

But if you don't try it how do you know you don't like it ------- :cxtv:

 

[rhino 2]

The Mystery of Death Valley's moving rocks has finally been solved...
Now we can sleep tight tonight....epper:epper:

Wind and ice/mud....

 

[Sully]

Bigfoot has been sighted again :AGGHH:

 

[rhino 2]

Divorced her years ago, Don't tell me she's back...:gah:

 

[Sully]

Well, you know the old saying, what goes around comes around. Yep, she was spotted on the Jersey Shore.

 

[rhino 2]

You know when I pushed her off the end of the Steel pier, As she was going down she yelled I can't swim... I guess she lied to me again...

 

[bongobobny]

What about UFO's???

 

[Sully]

The UFO that crashed in 1965 has been cleared. <img src="images/smilies/thumbup.gif" border="0" alt="" title="ThumbUp" class="inlineimg" />

 

[rhino 2]

I've seen a few,<br />
But so far I haven't been able to Identify any...<img src="images/smilies/shrug.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Shrug" class="inlineimg" /><img src="images/smilies/shrug.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Shrug" class="inlineimg" />

 

[Sully]

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But so far I haven't been able to Identify any...<img src="images/smilies/shrug.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Shrug" class="inlineimg" /><img src="images/smilies/shrug.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Shrug" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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Now that's Funny right there <img src="images/smilies/laugh.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Laugh" class="inlineimg" /> <img src="images/smilies/clapping smilie.gif" border="0" alt="" title="clap" class="inlineimg" /> Good come back <img src="images/smilies/thumbup.gif" border="0" alt="" title="ThumbUp" class="inlineimg" /><br />
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Now back to Bigfoot, something smells about this story <img src="images/smilies/shrug.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Shrug" class="inlineimg" />

 

[Drpepper]

if your nose runs -and your feet smell your built up side down

 

[Bruce]

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</div> So, just how big is the Foot ??????? <img src="images/smilies/poof.gif" border="0" alt="" title="poof" class="inlineimg" />

 

[rhino 2]

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<div class="message">So, just how big is the Foot ??????? <img src="images/smilies/poof.gif" border="0" alt="" title="poof" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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</div>I don't know but Wally World has a section in the shoe Dept., <br />
Just for Big Foot.<img src="images/smilies/grin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="big grin" class="inlineimg" />.....

 

[Sully]

Big Foot has been measured in Feet. <img src="images/smilies/lurking smilie.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lurker" class="inlineimg" />

 

[RcSuD]

So just how many feet is a Big Foot's foot?