The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[rwhgme]

Come home to a broke AC...perfect.:xzqxz::gah:

 

[Bruce]

:xzqxz:

 

[bongobobny]

Thanks Bruce, now there's coffee all over my monitor and keyboard...

 

[rhino 2]

A SHORT FAIRY TALE.......

A little Girl asked her Father, Daddy do all Fairy Tails begin with;
''Once upon a time''.??

No the Father replied, Some begin with,
''If I am elected''

 

[rhino 2]

Just sitting here wondering, What ever happen to the Fugawis...:Shrug:

 

[Sully]

Just sitting here wondering, What ever happen to the Fugawis...:Shrug:

Well thats a good question, so have you ever been to Miami

 

[Bruce]

Well thats a good question, so have you ever been to Miami

No but I had strawberry short cake tonight :xzqxz:

 

[rhino 2]

Well thats a good question, so have you ever been to Miami

No I haven't, But what is the price of Tea in China lately.. :Shrug::laugh:

 

[Sully]

umbrellas are good to have on rainy days

 

[Bruce]

umbrellas are good to have on rainy days

It never rains in San Francisco

 

[tom w]

i don't think its raining anywhere ! my garden is almost done for.

 

[Sully]

The rain in Spain falls mostly in the plaines

 

[rmrc51]

Is it June yet???,,,,

 

[rhino 2]

Before you know it will be June...... 2020... Time fly's when your having fun...

 

[Sully]

Did you know you could save 15% on ________ Insurance

 

[Bruce]

Did you know you could save 15% on ________ Insurance

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night :cxtv:

 

[Rosy]

I'll ask Deb if it made you smarter? Or are you now a brain surgeon?
Good Luck!
See you in two weeks!

Rosy

 

[bongobobny]

I had one of those once, but it died...

 

[Sully]

The Bell will ring for those who pull the chain. :Shrug:

 

[rhino 2]

The Purple People Eater.... Was he Purple?
Or did he only eat Purple People?
That question has been rattling around in my head since 1958....

 

[Sully]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickles, how many pickles did Peter Piper pick ( now thats an old question. ) :laugh:

 

[Drpepper]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickles, how many pickles did Peter Piper pick ( now thats an old question. ) :laugh:

NONE, u cant pick pickles

 

[bongobobny]

I always thought he picked peppers (with his pecker...)

 

[Sully]

NONE, u cant pick pickles

Well then, did you know you could save 15% on your motorcycle insurance :qpnmt:


Oh, and pickles grow on a vine.....:Shrug:

 

[rhino 2]

Well then, did you know you could save 15% on your motorcycle insurance :qpnmt:


Oh, and pickles grow on a vine.....:Shrug:

Are you sure about the vine thing..? When I was a kid back in the last Century' I would see them in a wooden barrel [3c each] in some kind of questionable water..
Those were the days my Friend , No dates on products and no one died from them...

 

[skuuter]

WOW.....the "PICKLE THING" really took off on here........:xzqxz:

 

[RcSuD]

This time that dirty jerk went too far.
He got the last pickle out of the jar..
He deserved to pay for taking my pickle.
I'm going to have to learn to be less fickle.
I invited that lousy jerk outside.
He beat me so hard that I cried.
He kept hitting my torso until one of my kidneys wound up in my pocket.
When it comes to my big mouth, I'm going to have to learn how to lock it.
I got the hell beat out of me over something that's worth a nickel.
Next time I'll keep my mouth shut when somebody takes my pickle.

 

[Sully]

Hey now, who started this

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[rhino 2]

Jack and Jill went up the hill' They each had a pickle'
Jill came back with two, Jack came back with just'
A great big smile ....

 

[Bruce]

Jack and Jill went up the hill' They each had a pickle'
Jill came back with two, Jack came back with just'
A great big smile ....

I think I know Jill :blush: