The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[Bruce]

did you know you can tune a piano but you can't tuna a fish ------ :xszpv:

 

[bongobobny]

But what do you do with a drunken sailor??

 

[MDGeorge]

Speaking of tuning, did you read the joke on another thread about Apple making a I-pod that implants into a woman's breast.

That was funny... built in tuning.. I shouldn't say that.

Never mind.

 

[Bruce]

Did you know that when the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

 

[rhino 2]

Unsustainable......
A system of government;

Where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of achieving,
And where the members of society least likely to succeed or even to sustain themselves, Are abundantly
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers......

 

[Veritas44]

Unsustainable......
A system of government;

Where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of achieving,
And where the members of society least likely to succeed or even to sustain themselves, Are abundantly
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers......

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[bongobobny]

Hey, uhh, not to hijack this thread, but...




The Vortex is creeping back!

 

[RcSuD]

The Vortex is creeping back!

As long as it doesn't cast a freezing spell on us we'll be ok.

But I'm still trying to figure out what the difference between a duck is.:xzqxz:

 

[Bruce]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds :xzqxz:

 

[rhino 2]

Back in BT [1965] I once went back for seconds, Never did I do that again.......:gah:

 

[wheels]

Can I still be tapping my toes while others are hearing the music?:cxtv:

 

[RcSuD]

Only if one song is both the same:xzqxz:

 

[Veritas44]

Of Course You Can Mr. Wheels!
Especially Today ThumbUp
This one is surely to get you both tapping and Smiling epper:

 

[Bruce]

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye :cxtv:

 

[RcSuD]

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

 

[MDGeorge]

Psychedelic was always fun.

 

[bongobobny]

I always wanted to psych a delic but didn't know where to find a del...

 

[Bruce]

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Psychedelic was always fun.

What do you mean was ----- :xzqxz:

 

[RcSuD]

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant

 

[Ozarkryder]

And meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto, not knowing the Lone Ranger disguised himself as a doorknob, shot the lock off.