Bad language

[champsman97045]

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before!
I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"

 

[katfish16]

Yep i can do all of those 4 letter words.... Been trained well...

 

[Blondie Gal]

Me, too . . . LOL!

 

[Barnaclebill]

Me too!!!

 

[Oldmsocko]

I know them words well.

 

[Nana]

....also me....

 

[kwputt]

I have been forbidden to wash and iron. Seems that pink was not the color of choice for the items that I removed from the washing machine.

 

[Gorilla]

I have been forbidden to wash and iron. Seems that pink was not the color of choice for the items that I removed from the washing machine.

I had that same problem.

 

[Saltywheels]

What's the big deal?? That was part of our marriage vows...I said it, Wifey meant it, & I do it. Oh I think I am confussed. Was I not supposed to be doing all that??

 

[Memnoch451]

If none of you have heard this... this is how it really is in most house holds!

The man song!


The MAN Song! with Lyrics - YouTube

 

[Blondie Gal]

Yep, John takes care of the outside and I kinda do stuff (when I must) on the inside.

Ironing? Not so much.

Dusting? I can't use the coffee table for a message board any more?? Dang.

And John cooks as well as/better than I do, so if I drop dead tomorrow, he won't starve.