The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[rhino 2]

There's an old saying; The root of all evil is Money... False....
The lack of Money is......

 

[Sully]

Man who run in front of car get tired

 

[Phu Cat]

That's really close Rhino 2, but I think it's the love of money is the root of all evil.

Sully, I'll bet that same man gets that run-down feeling, too.

PC

 

[Sully]

He who run behind bus get exhusted

 

[rhino 2]

I think I'm having an awkward moment right now. Do i actually have some free time on my hands''!!
Or maybe It's just that I'm forgetting everything else ....?......:xzqxz::xzqxz:

 

[Lucky]

Lady pilot that flies upside down have crack up

 

[Sully]

He who lives in glass house dress in basement

 

[rhino 2]

Short Letter.......

Dear Noah,
I know you said the boat leave's at 8 Am ''sharp''...
But we can't make it till 11.30 Am. Can you hold off and wait for us??
Thank You;;
Mr.and Mrs. Unicorn....

 

[Bruce]

Did you walk to work today or take your lunch -- :xzqxz:

 

[Sully]

Man with one chopstick go hungry

 

[Phu Cat]

Papason like G.I. who fishes with hand grenade.

 

[rhino 2]

Papason like G.I. who fishes with hand grenade.

I favored the blue ones... WP..... Too heavy to hang on the web gear the handles would brake...... Fry them then eat them..

 

[Sully]

Dine O mite

 

[Phu Cat]

The question is: "Jimmy Walker", Alex.

 

[Bruce]

The question is: "Jimmy Walker", Alex.

Is he related to Johnnie Walker ( red) :xzqxz:

 

[mynameisearl]

Next of kin

 

[Sully]

What you talking about, Willis

 

[Phu Cat]

Johnnie Walker (black)?

 

[Sully]

Johnnie Walker (black)?

No No, Johnny Walker ( Red ) epper:

 

[Bruce]

No No, Johnny Walker ( Red ) epper:

no, Johnny Walker( Blue) :clapping:

 

[Sully]

Black / Blue.... Wow that stuff cost too much Go for Markers Mark epper:

 

[rhino 2]

Definition of a Bachelor;;

A man who never made the same mistake,
Once.....

 

[Sully]

The Energizer Bunny will keep on running ....:xzqxz: Just like this thread :laugh:

 

[bongobobny]

Is your nose running and your feet smell?? You are built upside down...

 

[rhino 2]

It's hard to keep a good thread down......ThumbUp

 

[Sully]

Is your nose running and your feet smell?? You are built upside down...

If I remember this old saying came from Mad Magazine :Shrug: I used to say it all the time.

my name is ( Puddin Tane ) ask me again I'll tell ya the same :laugh:


(spelling) :Shrug::Shrug:

 

[rhino 2]

What's your number??........ Cucumber..........:laugh:

 

[Steve on 3]

Girl at work says she will never get married, cucumbers are too cheap. I don't know wha that means but there it is. She don't date much

 

[skuuter]

If I remember this old saying came from Mad Magazine :Shrug: I used to say it all the time.

my name is ( Puddin Tane ) ask me again I'll tell ya the same :laugh:


(spelling) :Shrug::Shrug:

"Oldie", but a Goodie......:laugh:

 

[Steve on 3]

Speaking of old, my wifes last birthday, (over 50 but hot) I asked her if she realized that she was over a half century old ? She stopped and looked at me kind of oddly and that is when the fight began..... Two weeks now and I am beginning to see some daylight out of one eye. Should I tell her it looks like the cake went straight to her backside???