The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[bongobobny]

...and how many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???

 

[Sully]

If you head dew South and keep going, sooner or later you will start heading North, till you go South again. Then you will be back where you started from. <img src="images/smilies/grin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="big grin" class="inlineimg" />

 

[tom w]

if coconut oil comes from coconuts, where does baby oil come from ?

 

[bongobobny]

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of??

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches???

 

[Sully]

If you had more than two feet, you could get there faster :Shrug:

 

[rhino 2]

I was cleaning the mirror on my Trike, And there was this old guy staring:AGGHH: back at me.
I'm pretty sure I can take him, Old guys don't scare me.......

 

[Sully]

Your a wise man not to pick a fight with him. I hope your mirror didn't crack. :laugh:

Less than 10% rain today and temp only going up to 80, guess I'm going for a ride. ThumbUp

 

[bongobobny]

***Sigh***

It's the last full day of summer, where did it go??

 

[Bruce]

***Sigh***

It's the last full day of summer, where did it go??

But that's ok cause winter is coming and that means florida is not to far away :cxtv:

 

[bongobobny]

Hey, I betcha I can use this thread to up my post count...

 

[Deweydave]

Vegas bike fest, ya, I'll be there! epper:

 

[Sully]

Thunder Beach, Panama City, FLA. epper: First weekend in Oct. :wave4:

 

[rhino 2]

Thinking about Going Fishing this weekend, And my Wife is giving me a hard time about it..
She says the reason I like fishing because that's the only time I can hear someone say to me,

''Wow you got a big one'''.... What's up with that??

 

[oneup]

I have a big one/////

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[Sully]

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. :laugh:

 

[rhino 2]

Short Letter;

Dear Yahoo'
I never heard anyone say, I don't know, Lets Yahoo it....

Sincerely , Google.........

 

[bongobobny]

...never Google on your laptop while driving!

 

[Bruce]

Winter in up state NY ----

It's back ------ :xzqxz:

 

[mynameisearl]

Got a flu shot yesterday, yeah that's right.

 

[rhino 2]

Short Letter;

Dear Ugly People.

You're Welcome.
Sincerely, Your Friend Alcohol..

 

[Sully]

 

[mynameisearl]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[RcSuD]

I've been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way

 

[rhino 2]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

I wish I had an answer to that question,
Because i'm tired of answering that question...

 

[JethroBodine]

Just read this whole thread AND used the "search" function...

How many freaking licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

Oh, and "3" is a myth.

 

[mynameisearl]

I wish I had an answer to that question,
Because i'm tired of answering that question...

As Archie Bunker use to say, "Whoop te doo"

 

[Sully]

Ralph, Alice your going to the Moon

 

[rhino 2]

Who was that Masked Man????????

 

[Sully]

The Shadow knows

 

[rhino 2]

Lamont Cranston.....