The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[trike lady]

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year..

Not to cause any trouble, But shouldn't that be an even number..??

Yes.

Unless someone is using common core math.

 

[Sully]

Or, some are Transgender :Shrug:

 

[rhino 2]

Lately when i have to ask a Woman a question, That a woman should know the answer to...I have start off with; You've been a Woman all your life, Right?... Can you answer this question for me....??...Cause now days you never know..:Shrug:

 

[consitter]

Bruce didn't know...

 

[Philip R]

Them Kardashian women scare me. Every man they conquer winds up crazy, overdosed or in jail. Bad juju. Modern day medusa man eaters.

 

[rhino 2]

Them Kardashian women scare me. Every man they conquer winds up crazy, overdosed or in jail. Bad juju. Modern day medusa man eaters.

They come for the Sex....Buy stay for the money....

 

[Philip R]

They come for the Sex....Buy stay for the money....

Well if that's it, I don't have anything to worry about!

 

[Wingdesigner]

So it turns out I can hit the broad side of a barn. Many suns ago stoopid cousin & I were rope swinging from the beams out the hay door. Turns out stoopid cousin tied off the top of the rope to wrong roof joist, so we had to climb up, grab rope, walk about 20' along beam to get the right takeoff point to swing out the door and onto/into the haystack below. Just as I grabbed the rope and started walking, stoopid cousin muttered some smart-aleck remark. I turned to ask "What?" and slipped off. Hung onto the rope and went SPLAT! into the side of the barn. See, I CAN hit the broad side of a barn!

 

[Fozworth]

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year..

Not to cause any trouble, But shouldn't that be an even number..??

No, not really. In today's world there is no such thing as a woman. It is no longer a "truth" that if have have a certain type of chromosomal make up and certain style of genitalia you are proof positive to be a man or a woman.

Now, it's all about how you feel. If I feel like a woman I can compete on a woman's sports event and wail on them.

And in the case of marriage I can marry myself. I can be the "girl" (what ever that is) one minute and be the "man" (whatever that is) the next. That way I can double my Social Security benefits as I love myself.

It's not too complex really. You just have to understand we as humans are a bunch of morons floating around on a dirt clod out in space.

 

[rhino 2]

Duble-entendre....

I'm ''Sorry'', And i ''Apologize'' mean the same thing;

'Except at a Funeral.....

 

[Wingdesigner]

The games in this Game Room are so darn addicting!

:gah:

That is all.

 

[1dn5up]

The games in this Game Room are so darn addicting!

:gah:

That is all.

Keeps your mind working when not working

 

[1dn5up]

Was a Good Samaritan

Being a creature of habit, I normally use the same road exit for home. There has been the same guy with a neck sign, "No work, No job, No food , ect" .

There are quite of small businesses looking for help, not high paying, but more than begging. So I printed him a list, rolled down the window, and handed it to him with out saying a word.

Gota make a new list to hand out, as the pennysaver just arrived.

I wonder what they think when I give them the envelope :Shrug:

 

[rhino 2]

Being a creature of habit, I normally use the same road exit for home. There has been the same guy with a neck sign, "No work, No job, No food , ect" .

There are quite of small businesses looking for help, not high paying, but more than begging. So I printed him a list, rolled down the window, and handed it to him with out saying a word.

Gota make a new list to hand out, as the pennysaver just arrived.

I wonder what they think when I give them the envelope :Shrug:

Frank your last sentence was probably Rhetorical, But i'll answer it anyway...

The guy thinks your an ''A'' hole... He makes more money [Tax free] than some working people do.. So why work, Its like the ''I'll work for food guys'' Good hearted people would just hand them money...The new trick is the ..''Go fund me.'', Those people don't even have to leave their house to beg for money...

 

[1dn5up]

Probably right, so I'll change the note to; I gave to you already, INDIRECTLY !

 

[rhino 2]

You know' When ever you hear someone say ...''You never know!''...

How do they know?.....:Shrug:

 

[Philip R]

Why is it that my wife blames me and I don't even know what she's talking about.

 

[rhino 2]

Why is it that my wife blames me and I don't even know what she's talking about.

''

Hey, Same here... I had a fight with the Wife last night, But i don't know what it was all about.... She wouldn't tell me....:Shrug:

 

[Philip R]

Go figure. Work like a dog, bring home the bacon and some flowers and BAM-the silent treatment.

 

[Jack Klarich]

What I cant hear u