The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[rhino 2]

If the wife has anything to do with it, I won't live that long...:laugh:

Just make sure your worth more alive than dead' And then the'll keep you around for life....[Whether you want to or not!]

 

[consitter]

Just make sure your worth more alive than dead' And then the'll keep you around for life....[Whether you want to or not!]

Nope...worth much more dead than alive (at least until I retire in 8 years, then it'll be the opposite).

 

[mynameisearl]

Never was worth knocking in the head and retired now and still don't have walking around sense.

 

[1dn5up]

I walk around trying to make sence of walking around.

 

[rhino 2]

If it wasn't for me being a Prognosticator , I'v never would have got around to not getting around to anything' That i wasn't going to get around to do anyway...................

..........Maybe?.:xzqxz:

 

[Sully]

Makes no sense, walking around and around and around in circles :Shrug:

 

[1dn5up]

I think my auto racing days are coming back, beng left handed and always going CCW:Shrug:

 

[rhino 2]

Just passing on some important information;
A word to the wise.........

Never ever compliment a Woman on her Mustache....
No matter how magnificent it may be.....

 

[consitter]

Just passing on some important information;
A word to the wise.........

Never ever compliment a Woman on her Mustache....
No matter how magnificent it may be.....

Learned that lesson about 26 years ago with a co-worker at the jail I worked at. :Shrug:

 

[mynameisearl]

Hairy lips are not always a bad thing.

 

[consitter]

Right...if you're gay.

 

[mynameisearl]

You have been in too long

 

[rhino 2]

Just remember that History repeat's itself....

Did i say that already......:Shrug:

 

[1dn5up]

Makes no sense, walking around and around and around in circles :Shrug:

Tell that to my dog!

 

[consitter]

My dog tries to dig to China every time he gets ready to lay down.

 

[rhino 2]

This is the first time in about 66 years that i haven't had a Dog...I kinda make up for it by letting out my sons dogs a few times a week...

 

[consitter]

Sorry to hear...do you plan on getting another?

 

[rhino 2]

Sorry to hear...do you plan on getting another?

The Wife says, NO!.... But i do get to let out my Son's Dogs a few times a week.
I'll never have another like my last, A Border Collie , Had him for 14 years and never had him on a leash, He wouldn't leave the property, He would chase deer right up to the property line and stop dead and let the deer run off.. When people would walk by he would push a tennis ball with his nose in front of them so they would throw it back...

 

[consitter]

The Wife says, NO!.... But i do get to let out my Son's Dogs a few times a week.
I'll never have another like my last, A Border Collie , Had him for 14 years and never had him on a leash, He wouldn't leave the property, He would chase deer right up to the property line and stop dead and let the deer run off.. When people would walk by he would push a tennis ball with his nose in front of them so they would throw it back...

Border Collies are about the smartest dogs out there. I think an Australian Shepherd and Jack Russell are the only 2 that might outsmart them. My grandmother had an exception to the rule. It would chase cars as they drove down the road by her property. I watched that crazy dog actually bite into a tire and get flopped over and over a few times once. It got up, shook it off and chased the very next car that came down the road.

 

[rhino 2]

I know the voices in my head aren't real' But i gotta say sometimes they have great ideas... Like for instance just yesterday the voices were rattling in my head and i was