Boy...I just barely cleared the later of that demographicplease don't hit me :laugh:
You don't get the 2X4 but you are still on probation for a while and a smaller 2X2 is awaiting you if you step out of line. Come back in a couple years when you are fully vetted. Becoming a senior citizen isn't a walk in the park ya know. You have to earn the right. In the mean time, mind your manners, don't step out of line, and it will all go smoothly for you..................and outside pain free. Can't do anything for you about the natural aging pains though. You'll just have to suck it up with those.