Childbirth at 60 - too good not to pass on...

[mpolissky]

Too good not to pass on, Enjoy

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 60-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

- 'May I see the new baby?' I asked
- 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
- Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
- 'No, not yet,' She said.
- After another few minutes had elapsed,
- I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
- 'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
- Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
- 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
- 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
- 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

 

[joncallihan]

I did pass it on. Thanks.

Jon

 

[Blondie Gal]

OMG. I can't find my purse sometimes; this would be BAAAAAD. :laugh:

 

[Nana]

There's a reason God gave babies to young women.....