To woman shoppers....

[rhino 2]

Why is it that whenever i go to a supermarket, Inevitability a Woman will leave her shopping cart right smack in the middle of the aisle and walk away from it... Or park it along side another woman's cart so no one can get by.. My Wife says its a secret pack that Woman have to drive Men nuts.. Is that true?' Or is she just pulling my chain..:Shrug::Shrug:......

 

[David357]

It's true.

They also drive cars the same way.:gah::xszpv:

 

[1dn5up]

Driving men nuts

Since being retired some 9yrs., the morning question is "so---what's planed for today?" It's a test as to make sure you give the right answer, or you will become the matinence man for the day. :AGGHH:

 

[Sunman]

They also stand at the register while the clerk rings up their purchase then when the clerk tells them the amount they start fumbling through their suitcase sized purse looking for their money or checkbook. Why don't they get their money or checkbook out while their stuff is being rung up? Drives me nuts.

Sunman

 

[Future Triker]

Why is it that whenever i go to a supermarket, Inevitability a Woman will leave her shopping cart right smack in the middle of the aisle and walk away from it... Or park it along side another woman's cart so no one can get by.. My Wife says its a secret pack that Woman have to drive Men nuts.. Is that true?' Or is she just pulling my chain..:Shrug::Shrug:......

AAAAND.. When they aren't the ones creating the traffic jam, they complain about those that do! Or is that only my wife? :xzqxz:

 

[rhino 2]

They also stand at the register while the clerk rings up their purchase then when the clerk tells them the amount they start fumbling through their suitcase sized purse looking for their money or checkbook. Why don't they get their money or checkbook out while their stuff is being rung up? Drives me nuts.

Sunman

So the Secret pack does exist...............

 

[David357]

Secret Pact

So the Secret pack does exist...............

YES!!!!!!!!!


Another example "Line Shoppers":

How many times have you had the women in front of you at the checkout line just disappear because she forgot an item or two.:xszpv:


During checkout, she stops the checkout line to go pick up these items. Definitely a secret pack.:cxtv:

 

[1dn5up]

YES!!!!!!!!!


Another example "Line Shoppers":

How many times have you had the women in front of you at the checkout line just disappear because she forgot an item or two.:xszpv:


During checkout, she stops the checkout line to go pick up these items. Definitely a secret pact.:cxtv:

They sens there kids or mother to get them. Then just stare at everyone waiting.
Or after the checker rings a item that welfare will not pay for, says they don't want it, and creates a pile of don't wants on the runway. :gah:

 

[Rosy]

Shop till you drop! Mainly, it refers to men, because when they say going in for one item, that's gives them reason the check everything out, but not buy!
When my wife was working Zip...in and out of the grocery store, not any more, we have a list, but that doesn't stop her from looking at everything in every aisle, and come home with more than was on the list!
I just take it all in, because I am a people watcher, so I stand there and watch..& watch & watch!
I have friends that will not go shopping with the wifes and ask me, how do you do it, I laugh and tell them I people watch! Deer in headlights, that's the look I get!
Rosy

 

[Catfish]

Why is it that whenever i go to a supermarket, Inevitability a Woman will leave her shopping cart right smack in the middle of the aisle and walk away from it... Or park it along side another woman's cart so no one can get by.. My Wife says its a secret pack that Woman have to drive Men nuts.. Is that true?' Or is she just pulling my chain..:Shrug::Shrug:......

It's true.

They also drive cars the same way.:gah::xszpv:

Since being retired some 9yrs., the morning question is "so---what's planed for today?" It's a test as to make sure you give the right answer, or you will become the matinence man for the day. :AGGHH:

They also stand at the register while the clerk rings up their purchase then when the clerk tells them the amount they start fumbling through their suitcase sized purse looking for their money or checkbook. Why don't they get their money or checkbook out while their stuff is being rung up? Drives me nuts.

Sunman

AAAAND.. When they aren't the ones creating the traffic jam, they complain about those that do! Or is that only my wife? :xzqxz:

So the Secret pack does exist...............

YES!!!!!!!!!


Another example "Line Shoppers":

How many times have you had the women in front of you at the checkout line just disappear because she forgot an item or two.:xszpv:


During checkout, she stops the checkout line to go pick up these items. Definitely a secret pact.:cxtv:

They sens there kids or mother to get them. Then just stare at everyone waiting.
Or after the checker rings a item that welfare will not pay for, says they don't want it, and creates a pile of don't wants on the runway. :gah:

When you make your wife the center of the Universe all of the above is what happens. The mindset of entitlement. One sentence sums it all quite nicely:

Do as I say and not as I do!

I am guilty. We are the nurturers of such behavior. :gah:, it is too late to change what most of us have created.:Shrug::xszpv:

 

[clint44]

Either my wife does the grocery shopping or I will,,not both at the same time. I have a certain system and so does she.(I think)

 

[ol' school]

Either my wife does the grocery shopping or I will,,not both at the same time. I have a certain system and so does she.(I think)

+1 on that!!!

 

[rhino 2]

Went to Shoprite today, With my Bride of 45 years... Guess what the Woman were running amuck, In Just about every aisle... There they were sandbagging with their shopping carts.. My wife couldn't understand why i was laughing every time i had to move someones cart out-a the way...:laugh:
Oh, And one of those carts was hers....:gah:

 

[lgjhn]

Why is it that whenever i go to a supermarket, Inevitability a Woman will leave her shopping cart right smack in the middle of the aisle and walk away from it... Or park it along side another woman's cart so no one can get by.. My Wife says its a secret pack that Woman have to drive Men nuts.. Is that true?' Or is she just pulling my chain..:Shrug::Shrug:......

Or you'll get 2-3 of em having a good old, long-lost frienship reunion right in the middle of the aisle where you need to get something...
When this happens, I just walk up among em, caulk a leg and let out a big old-fashion 65-year-old ripper fart. They all get disgusted and scatter like leaves. I pick up whatever it was I was after and move on. Unfortunately, one of em turned me in to the local Walmart manager for doing this and I'm now banned from shopping at that particular Walmart. Oh well...no great loss.

 

[1dn5up]

Went to Shoprite today, With my Bride of 45 years... Guess what the Woman were running amuck, In Just about every aisle... There they were sandbagging with their shopping carts.. My wife couldn't understand why i was laughing every time i had to move someones cart out-a the way...:laugh:
Oh, And one of those carts was hers....:gah:

Nextime your there, relocate one of those carts two isles elseware. Then return to the scene and watch the panic. Works well with a full one. :cxtv:

 

[rhino 2]

Nextime your there, relocate one of those carts two isles elseware. Then return to the scene and watch the panic. Works well with a full one. :cxtv:

I will sometimes add extra stuff to the sandbaggers cart.....

 

[Phu Cat]

Sunman you are so, so right. And why oh why don't they write out the check and sign it so when the checker tells them the amount all they have left to do is fill that amount in? Oh no!!! THAT'S when they START writing the check.

PC

 

[frostbite51]

Never mind - I need to wake up

 

[FRR]

Reading all these posts confirms my theory on why I stay single.

 

[Phu Cat]

You got that right FRR. As much as I love my wife @ 67 I'm not goin down the marriage highway again.

PC