How to treat a woman

[Papa Zook]

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her.
Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her.
Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer. Don't block the TV!

 

[joncallihan]

How true this is!:beerchug::beerchug:

 

[jfingalls]

Sounds right to me also. Good one Zook.

 

[Nana]

LOL! Can't argue with you, Zook

 

[Gorilla]

Now there's a statement that is absolutely true.

 

[Charlie D]

Zook: you need to expand your culinary tastes!:woohoo:

 

[bdn56]

Works every timeThumbUp

 

[TNTriker]

I do have one question...why show up naked, if you don't want her to block the view of the tv? just sayin!

 

[Gorilla]

Multi-tasking.

 

[Papa Zook]

I do have one question...why show up naked, if you don't want her to block the view of the tv? just sayin!

See, you gals should really understand the drill better...:Shrug:


1) Show up naked (pause.....................) epper:
2) Whip out some Cold Beer & Hot Wings....(spicy hot..but not too hot) :Eating2
3) Don't block the TV :gah:
4) :Sleep1:


Right guys? :beerchug:

 

[Red]

Hey women like wings too

 

[Papa Zook]

Hey women like wings too

Ok just make sure you bring extra then....

 

[Nana]

See, you gals should really understand the drill better...:Shrug:


1) Show up naked (pause.....................) epper:
2) Whip out some Cold Beer & Hot Wings....(spicy hot..but not too hot) :Eating2
3) Don't block the TV :gah:
4) :Sleep1:


Right guys? :beerchug:

Got it! ROTFL!

 

[TNTriker]

Multi-tasking.

Men have a one track mind..it's either the beer, the tv or the naked woman!

 

[Papa Zook]

Men have a one track mind..it's either the beer, the tv or the naked woman!

At least we have our priorities in order. Our women always come first.

 

[Gorilla]

I must say I can muti-task. My naked wife will hand me the wings while we eat them in front of the TV watching NASCAR/College Football. Don't get any better than that.

 

[bdn56]

Gorilla, are you going to let your bride read that post?:innocent:

 

[Gorilla]

Gorilla, are you going to let your bride read that post?:innocent:

Sure

 

[trikerslave]

Works for me................................ :Spying: