Things u can only say tomorrow

[John Luciano]

Only go on reading if you can take a joke.
a little off color.








Things you can only say on Thanksgiving


Things you can say only at THANKSGIVING and get away with
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01. Talk about a huge breast!
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02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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03. It's Cool Whip time!
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04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
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05. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
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06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
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08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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10. Don't play with your meat.
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11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
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12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
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13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
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16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
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18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?:Trike1:

 

[joncallihan]

:HaHa:

 

[trikeleader]

:Joker3: :blush:

 

[curley03]

I used to joke with my mother in law, who was a jewel, that today was the only day of the year when I could give her the bird, yea I know its Corney. I miss her and my mother everyday especially thanksgiving day when all the old family receipts would be made...:yes: