The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[MDGeorge]

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant

MEMORY: My parents had a sticker on the fridge with this saying on it. That was 55 years ago.
I have had this memorized since then. I was easily impressed as a kid.
I said this to a cop one time. He was not impressed!!
FUNNY.

 

[tbear]

I'll Play

I scratched a 1/2" X 2" on the side near the tire of my wifes stallion. Any clue on how to fix it.

Being a retired Body repair man for 40 years, try this. It is only a temp. fix. Put some Trans. fluid on a rag. rub it on the scratch and watch it disappear. this is done only if you cannot RUB it out with a buffer and some scratch remover compound. if this doesn't work, well my friend, it's Paint time!...:Coffee:

 

[tom w]

tried it once , made me highly irregular and swore Id never do it again

 

[rhino 2]

Two Blondes walked into a building....

You would think one of them would have seen it.........

 

[Bruce]

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months

 

[87Trike1200]

Always remember --- "a penny spent is a penny well used, as a rolling stone is worth two in the bush and gathers very few feathers. All the rest eat peanut butter, except Grandma - she drives a Buick".

 

[Bruce]

Bigfoot loves peanut butter but drives a Volvo

 

[Drpepper]

Bigfoot loves peanut butter but drives a Volvo

did he save on his insurance for 15 minutes or less

 

[Veritas44]

Messin' with Sasquatch will get you Jacked in the Link

 

[tom w]

twice upon a time I spent a week there one day

 

[Bruce]

-------- But, today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday ------ :cxtv:

 

[RcSuD]

Two times a week, the wife and I go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

 

[Drpepper]

What

 

[tom w]

Two times a week, the wife and I go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

good plan ! then I would only eat left overs 5 days a week.

 

[Bruce]

good plan ! then I would only eat left overs 5 days a week.

ya and probably sleep on the couch also :gah:

 

[rhino 2]

ya and probably sleep on the couch also :gah:

I get some of my best ideas from sleeping on the couch....:xszpv:

 

[RcSuD]

I get some of my best sleeps, sleeping on the couch!

 

[Bikerbozo]

:qpnmt: This is a Thread Highjacking. Take this website to Havana, and no one gets hurt. Just drop me off in Daytona. Its along the way.

Sure hope the NSA isn't monitoring this site. I typed the word "highjack" while sitting in an airport.

 

[tom w]

Havana is a small town in central Illinois on the Illinois river . they have a very small airport. better get a small plane. sure that's where you want to go?

 

[rwhgme]

Very Peculiar...a city south of Kansas City, Mo..

 

[Bikerbozo]

Very Peculiar...a city south of Kansas City, Mo..

Dont see that one, but i notice a Havana south of Eureka Springs. That sounds good also.

 

[bongobobny]

I make it a point to never meet anyone with the name Jack at the airport...

 

[RcSuD]

I don't know any Jacks, but it's the guys named Dick that I worry about.

 

[Drpepper]

You don't know, jack Diddley .

 

[Ray Monroe]

But I know Bo Diddley; he was a famous r and b and cross over rock and roll singer first appearing in the 50's. He was "Bo knows" long before Mr. Jackson.

 

[Veritas44]

Howdy Doo Ray!
Cobra Snake for a Necktie & a Rattle-Snake Whip.....
Bo knows ThumbUp
Except Women.
Tell my Wife to "Take it easy Baby and don't give me no Lip" and LOOK OUT :cxtv:

 

[bongobobny]

I sometimes diddle and dabble with things...

 

[tom w]

if I want this and that do I have to get the other?

 

[bongobobny]

No, just this and that! Leave the other for others...

 

[Rod69]

I seem to always get the other. ThumbUp