The Official Highjacked Thread. Highjacking encouraged.

[Veritas44]

Pickled Eggs with Frank's Red Hot washed down with Diet Dr. Pepper (DDP's).
Does The Pope think Shriners and Cowboys wear "funny" Hats?
Colts got beat.... still a couple players away from perennial Winners.
Naps are Good things.

 

[pcombe]

Not necessarily Wheels, but walking will resemble special olymics for a while:laugh:



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Pickled Eggs with Frank's Red Hot washed down with Diet Dr. Pepper (DDP's).
Does The Pope think Shriners and Cowboys wear "funny" Hats?
Colts got beat.... still a couple players away from perennial Winners.
Naps are Good things.

"Naps are Good things."

Geez veritas, not when you wake up facing living nightmares!

I have a friend who has a friend that may be able to help adjust medication?

 

[Bruce]

No, but in NY you will automatically get a handicap sticker for your vehicle

 

[Ozarkryder]

There's always duct tape! Or, if you prefer, duck tape.
Though I can't see why anyone would try to tape anything with a duck. They aren't really that sticky.

 

[Veritas44]

Aflac
:d

 

[MDGeorge]

Speaking of Insurance...

 

[bongobobny]

WTF?!!?pepperpepper

 

[tom w]

if you squeeze olives to get olive oil, where does baby oil come from?:xzqxz:

 

[Rod69]

I thought oil came in barrels. Would that mean babies came in barrels?

 

[saab9k]

I know one, he used to have a Harley.

 

[pcombe]

Some folks get so upset when the discussions we have here take various turns. I guess I look at it as if we were all hanging out having a conversation. When you are involved is a real life discussion, doesn't it usually take twists and turns down various different avenues? Or is that just me and my ADD? Not trying to be controversial, just curious. Would love to hear some responses. Even if they take a turn onto a different subject.

:OffTopic:

BAD ZOOK!

 

[Bruce]

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So what about moth balls <img src="images/smilies/poof.gif" border="0" alt="" title="poof" class="inlineimg" />

 

[pcombe]

So what about moth balls :xszpv:

Microscopic, Thats a tiny subject!

 

[Bruce]

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[pcombe]

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[Veritas44]

Did you know you can save up to 100% off ANYTHING with a loaded Weapon???

 

[pcombe]

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[rwhgme]

If you clean clothes in a Laundromat...do you clean your diplo in a diplomat?

 

[Papa Zook]

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[pcombe]

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[bongobobny]

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of???


If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches???


So many mysteries...

 

[rwhgme]

In 1913 it was legal to mail children. With stamps attached to their clothing, children rode trains to their destinations, accompanied by letter carriers. One newspaper reported it cost fifty-three cents for parents to mail their daughter to her grandparents for a family visit. As news stories and photos popped up around the country, it didn't take long to get a law on the books making it illegal to send children through the mail. I think we need to reinstate this law...

 

[tom w]

so, could you use food stamps to send someone a watermelon ?

 

[Papa Zook]

so, could you use food stamps to send someone a watermelon ?

Probably, but it would never reach its destination down here in Dixie...

 

[pcombe]

In 1913 it was legal to mail children. With stamps attached to their clothing, children rode trains to their destinations, accompanied by letter carriers. One newspaper reported it cost fifty-three cents for parents to mail their daughter to her grandparents for a family visit. As news stories and photos popped up around the country, it didn't take long to get a law on the books making it illegal to send children through the mail. I think we need to reinstate this law...

Could i have your mailing address please?

 

[Bruce]

In 1913 it was legal to mail children. With stamps attached to their clothing, children rode trains to their destinations, accompanied by letter carriers. One newspaper reported it cost fifty-three cents for parents to mail their daughter to her grandparents for a family visit. As news stories and photos popped up around the country, it didn't take long to get a law on the books making it illegal to send children through the mail. I think we need to reinstate this law...

I think it has been reinstated -- doesn't the the add say if it fits it ships ?? :xzqxz:

 

[Veritas44]

Seen a Guy Ship his Pants one day....

 

[Bruce]

Seen a Guy Ship his Pants one day....

I hate when that happens ---

 

[rhino 2]

I think it has been reinstated -- doesn't the the add say if it fits it ships ?? :xzqxz:

The problem with that was, Some people would forget to put air holes in the box.....:gah: