Texas dry...

[Nana]

It's so dry in Texas the baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the methodists are using wet-wipes, the presbyterians are giving out rain-checks & the catholics are praying for wine to turn back into water. :drama:

 

[Bikerbozo]

...And the Clownish are using seltzer bottles.

 

[Lucky]

Thats dry

 

[Blondie Gal]

Oh, folksies, you have no idea . . .

 

[rickt]

and we're using bottlecaps for rain gauges!

 

[rwhgme]

On the news today, the newscaster said it was so hot women are ovulating hard boiled eggs! I truly laughed my butt off...I ended up sitting directly on my pelvis I laughed so hard.I also passed a kidney stoneI:000

 

[trikerslave]