IF MEN RULED THE WORLD....
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to, I love you.
Hallmark would make Sorry what was your name again? Cards.
At the end of the work day, A whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends , Put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town.
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the ''Public Ugliness ordinance.
Instead of an expensive engagement ring you could give your soon to be' A giant foam hand that said ''You're # 1!
The only show opposite Monday night Football would be Monday Night Football from a different camera angle.
Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
And last ,
Tanks would be far easier to rent.........
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to, I love you.
Hallmark would make Sorry what was your name again? Cards.
At the end of the work day, A whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends , Put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town.
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the ''Public Ugliness ordinance.
Instead of an expensive engagement ring you could give your soon to be' A giant foam hand that said ''You're # 1!
The only show opposite Monday night Football would be Monday Night Football from a different camera angle.
Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
And last ,
Tanks would be far easier to rent.........
