A bird was flying south a little too late for winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell into a large field.
While he was lying there a Cow came by and dropped some dung on him and as the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung, He began to realize how warm the was. The dung was actually thawing him out.
He lay there all warm and happy, And soon began to sing for joy. Just then a passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound the Cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung, And promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story........
{1} Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy.
{2} Not everyone who gets you out of deep poop is your friend.
{3} And when you're in deep poop, It's best to keep your mouth shut!!
While he was lying there a Cow came by and dropped some dung on him and as the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung, He began to realize how warm the was. The dung was actually thawing him out.
He lay there all warm and happy, And soon began to sing for joy. Just then a passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound the Cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung, And promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story........
{1} Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy.
{2} Not everyone who gets you out of deep poop is your friend.
{3} And when you're in deep poop, It's best to keep your mouth shut!!