Laugh of The Day

[BlueTrinity]

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge,so he stops.


"What are you doing?" he asks.



"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.



While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"



So, she does.



After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"






"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."

 

[Gorilla]

That's funny I don't care who you are>

 

[BlueTrinity]

Ted - I musta been asleep or somethin'. When did you change names?

 

[Blondie Gal]

Ted - I musta been asleep or somethin'. When did you change names?

He's in the witness protection program, but loves to post on the Forum!!

 

[Gorilla]

He's in the witness protection program, but loves to post on the Forum!!

Shh people are just catching on.

Gorilla has been my handle for over 40 years. I had Nana change my name about a month ago. Don't know why I did not use it in the first place.