How to tell if she's legit or not?

[Phu Cat]

You just met a wonderful woman. Question: Is she a biological woman or a transgender woman?
Answer: Give her a driving test.

 

[BrokenBackJack]

I have a story about my brother and his buddy, when they went on a trip and they drank too much happy sauce one night, many years ago. Long before this crap became supposedly "normal".

 

[Zammy]

Well, who doesn't like a good story John, go ahead and entertain us,

 

[pwhoever]

Well, who doesn't like a good story John, go ahead and entertain us,

Absolutely! Don't leave us hanging @BrokenBackJack !

 

[Papa Zook]

Yall dont start gettin all Diddy on us...I'd just as soon not get into that freaky BS..

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Ok boys, here it is,
My brother and his good buddy James were on a vacation together and this was back in the middle to late 60's. If I recall they were in New Orleans. On this day/night, it was raining hard all day and they ended up in a bar and believe me, both of them could put away the booze. Well, they drank and danced all day and night with these 2 "supposedly" damn good looking girls. When they finally had enough, they called a cab and were going back to their rooms with these girls. On the ride back to their rooms, they were getting hot and heavy with these 2 girls. Well, my brother, not wasting any time, puts his hand down this girls panties and WOW, this "girl" had a bigger crank than my brother. Turned out both were he/she's or whatever you want to call them. Had real big knockers but the male tool in their britches. I guess the cab stopped and they threw these 2 "girls" out of the cab. I can't believe my brother would even tell us about this but I know if he didn't, then James would tell us.

Then later on in life when my brother is married, he took his then wife out for a fancy supper and dancing celebrating something, and he had this queer come up and asked him to dance. His bride could only laugh about it and of course she told us this story. I asked my brother what it is about him that attracts these he/she's anyway. Needless to say he doesn't answer. So anytime when he starts acting cocky, I just have to say, I have a story about 2 guys that went on a vacation and he shuts right up. He is 84 years old now and I told him I am going to bring this up at his funeral, when they ask if anyone has something to say. I love him with all my heart but this story is priceless.

Hey, if he didn't want it told, he shouldn't have told it to begin with. LOL

 

[Mick]

You could always put some Viagra in the ladys drink if youre not sure and then talk about the 1st thing that pops up.

 

[BrokenBackJack]

I am so darn glad I grew up when I did.
I would hate to be a young Lad growing up now.

 

[KirkDT]

Ok boys, here it is,
My brother and his good buddy James were on a vacation together and this was back in the middle to late 60's. If I recall they were in New Orleans. On this day/night, it was raining hard all day and they ended up in a bar and believe me, both of them could put away the booze. Well, they drank and danced all day and night with these 2 "supposedly" damn good looking girls. When they finally had enough, they called a cab and were going back to their rooms with these girls. On the ride back to their rooms, they were getting hot and heavy with these 2 girls. Well, my brother, not wasting any time, puts his hand down this girls panties and WOW, this "girl" had a bigger crank than my brother. Turned out both were he/she's or whatever you want to call them. Had real big knockers but the male tool in their britches. I guess the cab stopped and they threw these 2 "girls" out of the cab. I can't believe my brother would even tell us about this but I know if he didn't, then James would tell us.

Then later on in life when my brother is married, he took his then wife out for a fancy supper and dancing celebrating something, and he had this queer come up and asked him to dance. His bride could only laugh about it and of course she told us this story. I asked my brother what it is about him that attracts these he/she's anyway. Needless to say he doesn't answer. So anytime when he starts acting cocky, I just have to say, I have a story about 2 guys that went on a vacation and he shuts right up. He is 84 years old now and I told him I am going to bring this up at his funeral, when they ask if anyone has something to say. I love him with all my heart but this story is priceless.

Hey, if he didn't want it told, he shouldn't have told it to begin with. LOL

Lol! That's a good one

 

[Phu Cat]

My brother and his good buddy James were on a vacation together and this was back in the middle to late 60's. If I recall they were in New Orleans. On this day/night, it was raining hard all day and they ended up in a bar and believe me, both of them could put away the booze. Well, they drank and danced all day and night with these 2 "supposedly" damn good looking girls. When they finally had enough, they called a cab and were going back to their rooms with these girls. On the ride back to their rooms, they were getting hot and heavy with these 2 girls. Well, my brother, not wasting any time, puts his hand down this girls panties and WOW, this "girl" had a bigger crank than my brother. Turned out both were he/she's or whatever you want to call them. Had real big knockers but the male tool in their britches. I guess the cab stopped and they threw these 2 "girls" out of the cab. I can't believe my brother would even tell us about this but I know if he didn't, then James would tell us.

Funny, I heard this story while still in the military over 50 years ago.

 

[ROAD DOG]

Charlie Daniels song uneasy rider 2

 

[BrokenBackJack]

My brother and his good buddy James were on a vacation together and this was back in the middle to late 60's. If I recall they were in New Orleans. On this day/night, it was raining hard all day and they ended up in a bar and believe me, both of them could put away the booze. Well, they drank and danced all day and night with these 2 "supposedly" damn good looking girls. When they finally had enough, they called a cab and were going back to their rooms with these girls. On the ride back to their rooms, they were getting hot and heavy with these 2 girls. Well, my brother, not wasting any time, puts his hand down this girls panties and WOW, this "girl" had a bigger crank than my brother. Turned out both were he/she's or whatever you want to call them. Had real big knockers but the male tool in their britches. I guess the cab stopped and they threw these 2 "girls" out of the cab. I can't believe my brother would even tell us about this but I know if he didn't, then James would tell us.

Funny, I heard this story while still in the military over 50 years ago.

My brother told it to us over 60 years ago, so did the story spread that far or someone make up a story like my brother's?