Funny bumper stickers

[Nana]

Seen on my neighbor's truck bumper:

"The reason PETA protests Fur more than Leather is that it is easier to intimidate rich little old ladies than a motorcycle gang."

 

[Papa Zook]

OR a chick in CHAPS!

 

[Nana]

OK, I know I started this as bumper stickers, but this is too funny not to share :

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[Juju]

In the words of Larry the Cable Guy, "I don't care who you are, that's funny!"

And on the same topic, here's something I received in my email recently--a new dance couple on Dancing with the Stars:

 

[Trikerjim]

"Ya'll ain't right".....

 

[Nana]

"Ya'll ain't right".....

Oh thank goodness! If we were "right" we wouldn't fit in with this nutty group. LOL

 

[Papa Zook]

That video is hilarious nana!

 

[Ozarkryder]

A few bumper stickers I've seen recently that caught my attention:

"I'd tell you to go the Hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you that much."

and

"I dont mind going to work, but that 8 hour wait to go home is a bitch."

and on the bumper of my truck-

"Leisureholic"

 

[Juju]

"Ya'll ain't right".....

Yeah, big surprise. Like I've never heard THAT before!

 

[The Wolf]

I saw a bumper sticker in England which said "somewhere in texas the village idiot has gone missing" I wonder who they were talking about????

 

[Sir-Humpalot]

For the electricians among us....

ELECTRICIANS DO IT TILL IT Hz!!!!!

 

[Gorilla]

The newest from my neighbor who does bumber stickers:

"THE REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS THAT HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE"

Ted

 

[katfish16]

Hmmmm think I will play Santa this year

 

[saybel]

Not funny, but one of my favorites:
"Life's an adventure, twist the throttle."

 

[saybel]

Hmmmm think I will play Santa this year

Katfish..........That was bad not OLD.

 

[Nana]

"Where, exactly, is it we are going? And why am I in this handbasket?"

 

[saybel]

"Where, exactly, is it we are going? And why am I in this handbasket?"

I'll have to pass that along to Pat.

 

[Gorilla]

Nana, you open the door we are just going through it.

 

[threewheeled]

If you can read this, thank a teacher
If it is in english, thank a soldier!
kodiak

 

[Nana]

If you can read this, thank a teacher
If it is in english, thank a soldier!
kodiak

I always liked that one too, Kodiak!

 

[threewheeled]

you can view hundreds of them at: bumperart.com
kodiak

 

[hermit]

My fishing buddy had this one on his fishing truck< I'm retired-go around me!>. Years ago, before bumper stickers, I saw this scrawled in the dirt on the rear of a tour bus in Washington, DC.< Don't blow horn-Push, driver asleep! >. 1954 to be exact, I will never forget it. Some things just stick in your memory. Peace

 

[WingDinger]

Saw this one on the back of a horse trailer

"HOOF HEARTED"








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[Nana]

On a retiree's bumper:
Be nice to your kids --- they get to pick out your nursing home

 

[Nana]

"I am somewhat of a B-Ser myself, but occasionally I like to listen to a real pro.....Please carry on!"

 

[Nana]

Seen in Florida yesterday:

GUN CRIME: Missing your target on the first shot!

 

[GypsyAngel]

Seen in Florida yesterday:

GUN CRIME: Missing your target on the first shot!

I have seen one like this:

GUN CONTROL: BULLSEYE!

 

[Simdog]

Sorry if the language offends, but it is the main part of the bumper sticker I saw ...

"If this vehicle is being operated in an unsafe manner, dial 1-800-EAT-****"

 

[Simdog]

Sorry if the language offends, but it is the main part of the bumper sticker I saw ...

"If this vehicle is being operated in an unsafe manner, dial 1-800-EAT-****"

Hmmm ... the website filtered it.

"If this vehicle is being operated in an unsafe manner, dial 1-800-EAT-SH*T"

How about that?

 

[BlueTrinity]

"People who think they know everything are particularly irritating to those of us who do"