Boss' Call . . .

[Blondie Gal]

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
'Hello?'
'Is your daddy home?'
'Yes, he's out in the garden,' whispered the small voice.
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No.'
So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?'
'Yes, she's out in the garden too'
The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman..'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.'
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'It's a helicopter' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
'The search team just landed a helicopter'
'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle....'ME!'

 

[Bikerbozo]

I can't believe I never tried that when I was a kid.
Oh, wait, my parents would have been so happy for the peace and quiet that they would've waited a week before wondering where I was.:Joker3:

 

[Nana]

:HaHa:

 

[Tony T of I V E]

Didn't see that one coming.. GOOD ONE... I bet that was YOU as a child ... oh wait maybe even NOW

Tony T

 

[Gorilla]

First rule for a missing child. search the house several times before you go looking elsewhere. Most are found hiding in the house.

 

[trikerslave]

:HaHa: just like a little boy................