baby sitting

[Taylor]

while wife and daughter are the store.Granddaughter is a brat,grandma's fault.

However.....

 

[Taylor]

It went something like this;

I want cartoons.

I put cartoons on.

I want a bottle of water.

Get one from the fridge (in garage)

No you get it.

That ain't gonna happen,you go get it,I'll open it for you.

I want milk.

I get her milk.

She drinks it,I want more milk.

I get her more milk,she drinks it,throws cup in garbage--I find it later.

She brings me an egg.

What are you doing with that,be careful,don't drop it.

I want a bag.

What for?

To put the egg it.

No.....secure egg,eggs are on kitchen table.Put eggs back in carton,place in fridge.

Wife and daughter come home.

Later while having supper,I told wife/grandma about egg.

What were you going to do with the egg?

Plant it and grow a chicken!:Shrug: