Amazingly simple home remedies - enjoy!

[mpolissky]

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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daily thought:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

 

[Boscoporp]

I like! I'm sending them to all my email friends

 

[Gorilla]

rules of the world

 

[Jay Mee]

Ahahah! Cute, have you ever try any variants of home remedies during riding a bike for a long road? For example muscle cramps

 

[Shimpy]

I might add, never force anything, use a bigger hammer.

 

[jaxbobg]

Okay, so I tried home remedy number 2 last night. My girlfriend was really pi**ed of because her underwear was in the sink.

You pr*ck!! Why didn't you warn me about that??

 

[Retired Army]

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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daily thought:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

8. cure all, gargle with a fifth of Jim Beam and don't spit any out.

 

[pcombe]

"daily thought:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. "

I LOVE IT!

 

[Jay Mee]

Home Remedies

Hi! May be some home remdies would be effective for you, you should try it. My sister have tried this one How to Get Rid of Cystic Acne Overnight and she was extremelly satisfied with the result.

 

[slick rick]

"daily thought:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. "

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Great helpful rules to go by and P let that happen with a wasp at 70 mph ,,you'll get violent :AGGHH::AGGHH: