On my 70th birthday my Wife gave me a gift certificate for a visit to a Medicine Man living in a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a cure for erectile dysfunction.. After a short discussion with the Wife i went to see the Medicine Man..
The Medicine Man handed a potion to me, And then the put his hand on my shoulder warned.... This is a very powerful medicine' You must only take a spoonful and say '1-2-3, When you do you will become more manly then you have ever been in your life. And you can perform as long as you like.
As i walked away, I turned and asked him, How do i stop the medicine from working?He said Your Wife must say 1-2-3-4, But be warned when she does the medicine will stop working immediately and not work again until the next 6 full moons'..
I was very eager to see if it worked so i went home, Showered, Shaved, And then i took a spoonful of the medicine and asked my Wife to join me in the bedroom.
When she came in i took off my clothes and said 1-2-3- Immediately i was the manliest of men, My Wife was excited and started to take off her clothes. And then she asked, ''What was the 1-2-3- For??
And that Boys and Girls is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition..
Because we could end up with a dandling participle.......
The Medicine Man handed a potion to me, And then the put his hand on my shoulder warned.... This is a very powerful medicine' You must only take a spoonful and say '1-2-3, When you do you will become more manly then you have ever been in your life. And you can perform as long as you like.
As i walked away, I turned and asked him, How do i stop the medicine from working?He said Your Wife must say 1-2-3-4, But be warned when she does the medicine will stop working immediately and not work again until the next 6 full moons'..
I was very eager to see if it worked so i went home, Showered, Shaved, And then i took a spoonful of the medicine and asked my Wife to join me in the bedroom.
When she came in i took off my clothes and said 1-2-3- Immediately i was the manliest of men, My Wife was excited and started to take off her clothes. And then she asked, ''What was the 1-2-3- For??
And that Boys and Girls is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition..
Because we could end up with a dandling participle.......
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