Alarm clock

[Z06tacoma]

nothing gets you out of bed faster than the sound of the dog gagging while in bed with you.

 

[Mykneesbehurtin]

nothing gets you out of bed faster than the sound of the dog gagging while in bed with you.

Woke up to that Friday morning.

 

[trike lady]

My bladder wakes me up.

 

[Rogue1]

My bladder wakes me up.

Me too.

 

[Burnerboy]

This remindes me of last year , we have a friend, that just bought a brand new Harley, we were all out ride'n and he had to go the bathroom, one of those "emergency" #2's if you get my drift, well, before running into the Santi-can, he put the alarm on his bike.... (The alarm also alerts to his cell phone/and makes special sound if anyone messes with his bike... Well, we waited a couple of minutes, and then shook his bike, sure enough his cell phone started to alert him, that his new bike was being moved, he came running out of the Sani-can, hold'n his pants up, and had'nt finished his "duty"yet....all we could do was to laugh, (lucky we are ALL very good friends) I won't finish the rest of the story, BUT if you use your imagination, you can probable guess, what happened ( lucky there was a pond, very near, to the santi-can, and a swimming he went..............lol

Ronnie
10/13/24

 

[ISP-FL]

All I can say is payback is a b....

 

[Old Road Dog]

nothing gets you out of bed faster than the sound of the dog gagging while in bed with you.

Or....that chick you met last night whispering into her phone " I can't find his wallet."

 

[Burnerboy]

Or....that chick you met last night whispering into her phone " I can't find his wallet."

OR.........." I found his wallet...."