Guts and Balls - Enjoy!!!

[mpolissky]

There has been some confusion about the medical and psychological distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the true definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the Guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the courage to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the Guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the courage to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any psychological confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome - Both result in death.

 

[Nana]

So, Michael..... how close did you personally come to death in your efforts to determine the accurate definitions????
Just sayin'.............

 

[mpolissky]

So, Michael..... how close did you personally come to death in your efforts to determine the accurate definitions???? Just sayin'.............

LOL...Obviously not close enough, since I'm sharing this with all of you.

 

[Gorilla]

Glad who ever did the research is still alive. Now me, I guess I have neither, if those are the correct definitions. I have others in mind.

 

[skuuter]

I will accept the results of this experiment, because of absolutely no desire to test it myself.....

 

[triwinggirl]

Oh yea thats funny :yourock:hyes::yay::wtg: