What a Motorcycle can teach you.

[Sully]

Twelve things that a motorcycle can teach us!

1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

2. Four wheels might move the body but two wheels move the soul.

3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God than sitting in Church and thinking about my motorcycle.

4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get really interesting until about 125 mph.

5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.

6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think straight.

7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

8. Young riders pick a destination and go, old riders pick a direction and go.

9. When you are riding lead, don't spit.

10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.

11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.

12. Bikers know why dogs stick their heads out car windows.

 

[jaxbobg]

Sully, here's a few more:

"Oh Sh*t!" is usually the moment when your plan parts ways with reality.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every biker bar.

And my personal favorite -
Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

 

[FRR]

Twelve things that a motorcycle can teach us!

1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

2. Four wheels might move the body but two wheels move the soul.

3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God than sitting in Church and thinking about my motorcycle.

4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get really interesting until about 125 mph.

5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.

6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think straight.

7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

8. Young riders pick a destination and go, old riders pick a direction and go.

9. When you are riding lead, don't spit.

10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.

11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.

12. Bikers know why dogs stick their heads out car windows.

Good list..Although I'm not too hot on number 4.

 

[Veritas44]

They make a more successful Deer Hunter ThumbUp
Biggest Doe I ever killed was with one

Unfortunately, it's a "One Time Use Only" Weapon :xzqxz:

 

[hogcowboy]

13) If your wife rides pillion, no matter how fast you go she's right there.:xszpv:

 

[werewolf]

14. When you stop for gas, there will be someone there waiting to say...
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?:laugh: