Wisdom from an old man.

[rhino 2]

It's a slow Monday so I thought I'll impart some things of wisdom I learned over my 70 Years trolling this planet;........

When you see Woman and you want her Badly....... Please consider the following;
No matter how beautiful she is...
No matter how sexy she is...
No matter how seductive she is...
No matter how huge her breast's are...
.........I've completely forgotten where I was going with this,...
Sorry for wasting your time........:xzqxz: :xzqxz:

 

[dbruce56]

lmao!!!!

 

[bikerbillone]

Rhino, good post, I can relate.......

 

[LadyonaMission]

The rest of the story

It's a slow Monday so I thought I'll impart some things of wisdom I learned over my 70 Years trolling this planet;........

When you see Woman and you want her Badly....... Please consider the following;
No matter how beautiful she is...
No matter how sexy she is...
No matter how seductive she is...
No matter how huge her breast's are...
.........I've completely forgotten where I was going with this,...
Sorry for wasting your time........:xzqxz: :xzqxz:

During my almost 67 years I heard this too, but it was in relation to a man so breasts were not a factor and the ending was....
Someone somewhere is tired of putting up with him.

 

[kybigmac]

Just remember it's mind over matter, if you don't mind it don't matter ! :xzqxz:

 

[lzski326]

 

[Steve on 3]

Fuzzy

If you know anything about women, please enlighten the rest of us. They keep changing the rules.

The only rule I do know is Happy wife , happy life

 

[rhino 2]

Very hard to figure what makes a wife happy, Just last night I had a fight with the Wife, But I don't know what it was about?... She wouldn't tell me......:xzqxz:

 

[kybigmac]

Very hard to figure what makes a wife happy, Just last night I had a fight with the Wife, But I don't know what it was about?... She wouldn't tell me......:xzqxz:

You're supposed to know an if you don't she ain't gonna tell you !

 

[DblTrbl]

The shirt or the Harley??? LOL

 

[jaxbobg]

I've never understood how this works:
Him, "what's wrong now?"
Her, "you know what's wrong!"
Him, "if I knew what's wrong I wouldn't ask!"
Then she stomps out of the room - we still don't know.

Oh, well. Nice and peaceful now. Crack a beer, turn on the game, and enjoy a quiet evening.

 

[rhino 2]

When a Wife asks her husband which dress should I ware tonight' The Red one Or the Black one... The Husband has a Fifty-Fifty chance of being right...
But a 90 Percent probably he is wrong.... :laugh:

 

[rider1234us]

what?????

one of my ex's complained about the p pad I put on my pan was too small, I told her to lose some weight [she was several sizes smaller when we got married], ........never was forgiven!!!!
what a narrow minded woman she was.

 

[FRR]

One thing is for sure. When you ask a woman what is wrong and she says "nothing" you know you're in trouble. It may take another four days to get the real reason out of her but I guarantee you something is wrong.

 

[Bruce]

one of my ex's complained about the p pad I put on my pan was too small, I told her to lose some weight [she was several sizes smaller when we got married], ........never was forgiven!!!!
what a narrow minded woman she was.

sounds like she wasn't that narrow :cxtv::cxtv:

 

[Retired Army]

My wife told me she could do anything I could do only better, so I told her to go ahead and clean the garage. :xzqxz:

 

[rhino 2]

My wife told me she could do anything I could do only better, so I told her to go ahead and clean the garage. :xzqxz:

If i chanengled my Wife with a deal like that....I would find my Bike And Trike out on the street with a sign ''Free to a Good home''........

 

[ol' school]

If i chanengled my Wife with a deal like that....I would find my Bike And Trike out on the street with a sign ''Free to a Good home''........

Same here!!!

 

[desertclassic]

We have an agreement that the wife will not clean in the music room or the garage. I just want to make sure I can find things when I need them.