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I just had to share this with yall...This is not a joke. But is sure is kinda funny!

As administrators, we have tools in the forum Admin cPanel that provide useful information such as number of daily and monthly visitors, most popular page, what sort of device is being used like PC, Mac, mobile device, what browser, were visitors are from, etc. We look at these stats frequently to keep abreast of whats trending on the site to determine how we can best improve the user experience for our members.

Of particular interest is where our site traffic is coming from, how long they stay, what topics are of most interest. One tool logs data stats for keyword searches that resulted in a visit to the site via a search engine. Below is a copy and pasted list I made of recent searches that users Googled and then landed on our site. See if you can spot the one Google search that is not like the others.

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Keyphrases used on search engines

670 different keyphrases - Search - Percent

trike talk - 67 - 6.3 %

how to set float level cv carb harley - 19 - 1.8 %

bmw k1200 lt trike - 14 - 1.3 %

cant take wife anywhere porn - 12 - 1.1 %

triketalk - 12 - 1.1 %

brake switches both on a harley trike 2013 - 11 - 1 %

can rats cause an oil leak - 10 - 0.9 %

trike talk forum - 10 - 0.9 %

do i need a motorcycle license to ride a trike? - 9 - 0.8 %

harley trike width - 9 - 0.8 %

polaris slingshot registration in texas - 9 - 0.8 %

how to engage the reverse on a 1999 1500 valkyrie - 9 - 0.8 %

do you need a motorcycle license to drive a trike - 9 - 0.8 %

average price for koa campgrounds per night - 9 - 0.8 %

rearbrakepadsformotortrikekit - 9 - 0.8 %

kawasaki petcock screen - 9 - 0.8 %

stallion trike - 9 - 0.8 %

yorkshire trikers forums - 9 - 0.8 %

indian trikes - 8 - 0.7 %

indian trike - 5 - 0.4 %
 
I just had to share this with yall...This is not a joke! But is sure is funny!

As administrators, we have tools in the forum Admin cPanel that provide useful information such as number of daily and monthly visitors, most popular page, what sort of device is being used, what browser, were visitors are from, etc. We look at these stats frequently to keep abreast of whats trending on the site.

Of particular interest is where our site traffic is coming from, how long they stay, what topics are of most interest, etc. One such tool logs stats for keyword searches that resulted in a visit to the site via a search engine. Below is a copy and pasted list I made of recent searches that users Googled and then landed on our site. See if you can spot the one Google search that is not like the others.

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Keyphrases used on search engines

670 different keyphrases - Search - Percent

trike talk - 67 - 6.3 %

how to set float level cv carb harley - 19 - 1.8 %

bmw k1200 lt trike - 14 - 1.3 %

cant take wife anywhere porn - 12 - 1.1 %

triketalk - 12 - 1.1 %

brake switches both on a harley trike 2013 - 11 - 1 %

can rats cause an oil leak - 10 - 0.9 %

trike talk forum - 10 - 0.9 %

do i need a motorcycle license to ride a trike? - 9 - 0.8 %

harley trike width - 9 - 0.8 %

polaris slingshot registration in texas - 9 - 0.8 %

how to engage the reverse on a 1999 1500 valkyrie - 9 - 0.8 %

do you need a motorcycle license to drive a trike - 9 - 0.8 %

average price for koa campgrounds per night - 9 - 0.8 %

rearbrakepadsformotortrikekit - 9 - 0.8 %

kawasaki petcock screen - 9 - 0.8 %

stallion trike - 9 - 0.8 %

yorkshire trikers forums - 9 - 0.8 %

indian trikes - 8 - 0.7 %

indian trike - 5 - 0.4 %

Can't take the wife anywhere porn.......:Shrug:
 
Most have some form of "trike" in the search wording, except this one: "cant take wife anywhere porn - 12 - 1.1 %"

Not sure why "porn" would send someone here?

Some trikes are better than porn, is about all I can come up with????:Shrug:

Treed....
 
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Can't take the wife anywhere porn.......:Shrug:

Yep... 12 times! :laugh:

Maybe someone posted a joke on the forum that I missed. I just found it odd and kinda strangely humorous that that particular search term showed up as logged 12 times.

You might have to be a forum admin nerd to appreciate the humor in this.
 
Yep... 12 times! :laugh:

Maybe someone posted a joke on the forum that I missed. I just found it odd and kinda strangely humorous that that particular search term showed up as logged 12 times.

Maybe something is going on late at night ' on the latenighters thread that you might have missed ������
 
So, I just did a bunch of searches on 4 different sites. All in the interest of research I tell you! And no sites came up with Trike Talk for "can't take wife anywhere porn". Sooooooo, when in doubt, let's blame Russian hacking.
 

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