Olof and Lena

[champsman97045]

Olof Swenson, out in his pasture

in northern Minnesota, took a

lightning-quick kick from a cow...

right in his crotch. Writhing in

agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he

took himself to the doctor. He

said: “How bad is it Doc? I'm

going on my honeymoon next veek

and my fiance, Lena , is still a

Virgin - in every vay.”

The doctor told him” “Olof, I'll

have to put your willy in a splint

to let it heal & keep it straight.

It should be okay next week, but

leave it on dere as long as you can.”

He took four tongue depressors &

formed a neat little 4 sided splint

& taped it all together...quite an

impressive work of art.

Olof mentioned none of this to Lena,

married her & they went on their

honeymoon to Duluth .

That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped

open her blouse to reveal her beautiful,

untouched breasts. She said: “Olof..

you' re the first vun! No vun has

EVER seen deez.”

Olof immediately dropped his pants

& replied: “Look at dis Lena ...still in DA CRATE!”

 

[Gorilla]

Funny I like it

 

[jim peacock]

:HaHa::HaHa::HaHa:

 

[Ozarkryder]

OK, now you've opened a gate - growing up in Minnesota these jokes are ubiquitous, and even heard from teachers in school...

Sven and Lena had yust got hitched,ya know, and dey were going from Baudette to Dulut for da honeymoon. Vell Sven reaches over and puts his hand on Lena's knee. Lena smiles at Sven and says,"Ya Sven - ve are married now, ve can go furder, ya know." So dey drove all da vay to Minneapolis.

 

[champsman97045]

OK, now you've opened a gate - growing up in Minnesota these jokes are ubiquitous, and even heard from teachers in school...

Sven and Lena had yust got hitched,ya know, and dey were going from Baudette to Dulut for da honeymoon. Vell Sven reaches over and puts his hand on Lena's knee. Lena smiles at Sven and says,"Ya Sven - ve are married now, ve can go furder, ya know." So dey drove all da vay to Minneapolis.

also I was raised in the Seattle fishing community of svades and norskas , lots of practice with the broug

 

[trikerslave]