Need a place to live!!

[biddlej]

My wife told me to go to the drug store and get some of those little pills to help "keep it up". i came back with diet pills for her.....i need a place to live..haha

 

[maestro319]

If I did that I'd be living(?) at the county morgue!!!

 

[CSM]

You may need more than a place to live....maybe surgeory to have something sewn back on....LOL

 

[Papa Zook]

My wife told me to go to the drug store and get some of those little pills to help "keep it up". i came back with diet pills for her.....i need a place to live..haha

Like living on the edge huh?

 

[John Luciano]

Honey wanted something shiney that could do 0 to 160 in a few seconds. I bought her a scale. Got a place for me to live.

 

[Memnoch451]

A man walks in to his house carrying a chicken under his arm. walks up to his wife and says.. here's that Pig I have been making love (PG VERSION) to. His wife says that's not a pig you moron that's a chicken... Man says to wife... I wasn't talking to you!

One less man on the planet!

 

[Papa Zook]

My wife told me to go to the drug store and get some of those little pills to help "keep it up". i came back with diet pills for her.....i need a place to live..haha

I think you've started something....a dangerous something!

 

[Lucky]

I don't think there is an up arrow on this one.