An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
> > > congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
> > > This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian communi...ty cannot
> > > tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now,
> > > I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
> > > and this Christian Family."
> > >
> > > No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
> > > face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
> > > forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
> > > confess your transgression."
> > >
> > > Again all was quiet.
> > >
> > > Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
> > > traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
> > > quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
> > > misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux
> > > Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
> > > under the sheets."
> > >
> > > The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
> > > congregation roared.
> >:busted:
>
> > > congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
> > > This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian communi...ty cannot
> > > tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now,
> > > I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
> > > and this Christian Family."
> > >
> > > No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
> > > face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
> > > forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
> > > confess your transgression."
> > >
> > > Again all was quiet.
> > >
> > > Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
> > > traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
> > > quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
> > > misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux
> > > Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
> > > under the sheets."
> > >
> > > The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
> > > congregation roared.
> >:busted:
>
