I hate My Job!!!

[Gold Rush]

This is a bit long so I'm going to use the spoof button.... I hope everyone enjoys it... :xszpv::xszpv:

'I
Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.


When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
the package and remove the thermometer.


Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins.


Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is this statement:


"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the Johnson & Johnson Thermometer Quality Control Department!'


HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart.... Maybe you should go and work For Johnson and Johnson!

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date

 

[1dn5up]

LOL with tears -----:wizard:

 

[hogcowboy]

My bother-in-law used to work at J&J years ago. He quit that job after less than 6 months. I never questioned why. Just figured he was a lazy s-o-b. Well now nearly 50 years later maybe I know why. Entry level jobs are always the toughest. Now I've got to send him this. On second thought I'll send it to his wife, my sister. Let her give it to him. Then sit back and watch the fur fly.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Jack Klarich]

I broke my back twice at my job Now I am retired and BORED

 

[ol' school]

...Entry level jobs are always the toughest...

Considering the topic THAT was a funny comment! :good:

 

[Phu Cat]

PCI think I might know the guy at J&J whose job it was to test those thermometers. He was a neighbor in Cincinnati and nobody else liked him either.