How HOT is it????

[rmrc51]

IT'S SO HOT ..... REALLY - HOW HOT IS IT ........?


......the birds have to use pot holders to pull the worms out of the ground.

.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.

.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

.....hot water comes from both taps.

.....you can make sun tea instantly.

.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.

.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.

.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?

.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

IT'S SO DRY that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,

the Methodists are using wet-wipes,

the Presbyterians are giving rain checks,

and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

 

[DakotaTG]

Great one Rich.

You could add:

No need to add charcoal to the grill or turn the gas on to do your grilling.

 

[Bikerbozo]

It was so hot up here in Toronto, Canada yesterday (97'F) that not only did nobody mind being called a "Hoser, Eh", but they were hoping those hoses were filled with cold water.

 

[mw1151]

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[Bikerbozo]

Oooh, oooh...It's so hot, that I rode my TG to cool down (don't make me explain heat issues people).

 

[moparbob]

Its so hot and dry here in central Ky that I cought a fish the other day that had ticks on it!

 

[snow]

107 in Dallas Tx

 

[Ozarkryder]

So hot I took a dip in the hot tub to cool down.