First night ride ouch..

[rhino 2]

:AGGHH::AGGHH:
I was riding down this lonely dark unlit stretch of road last night about 3am.
And I decided to take my Victory Gunner, There weren't any houses, farms or street lights
anywhere in sight. When out of nowhere a pig runs into the middle of the road'' No way could I avoid him.. Luckily I was able to keep the bike upright. So I pulled over to the side of the road and stopped, There wasn't any damage to the bike, And no one was around , So I got back on the bike and rode the 60 or so miles back home. No sooner did I get back home and in my driveway, When a State Trooper showed up and preceded to give me two tickets. One for leaving the scene of an accident, And the other one for injuring a farm animal... Both of them carry a 500 dollar fine and a 30 day suspension of my drivers license... Ouch... So I asked the trooper how in the world did you know it was me that hit that pig?? He said the pig Squealed..........

 

[dirtdobber]

You got me on that one. LOL

 

[DTR 11TG]

you got me too, I was planning my reply all the way up until that damn pig squealed!:gah:epper:

 

[Veritas44]

:clapping:
I started to fall,
Then I remembered who was doing the telling

 

[Tumbleweed]

I love a ham who can pen a good tail with a trist.

 

[Rod69]

I was really beginning to feel bad for you, when ThumbUp

 

[Trent]

Uh Huh... First thing I thought of was " 3am" ??? ... Ok, what direction is this one really going? And like the V-Man, I also took note of the story teller's usual M.O...

 

[Sully]

Dang, you guys are up way too early :laugh:

 

[rhino 2]

You know the old saying. The early Cat catches the Bird...

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You know the old saying. The early Cat catches the Bird...

 

[dirtdobber]

question to everyone that has posted here. Did you respond to the original thread and it ended up here?
For some reason I made a response to the original thread, I thought, but ended up with a new thread with my response to the first original thread.
Hope I said that right

Just trying to figure out how it ended up being a new thread instead of being added to the original thread.

 

[rhino 2]

question to everyone that has posted here. Did you respond to the original thread and it ended up here?
For some reason I made a response to the original thread, I thought, but ended up with a new thread with my response to the first original thread.
Hope I said that right

Just trying to figure out how it ended up being a new thread instead of being added to the original thread.

It was moved, But something got lost in the move...:Shrug::Shrug:
You have to go to the Joke Thread to read my original post..