Distinction between Guts and Balls

[saab9k]

Distinction between Guts and Balls



There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

 

[Aussie Annie]

..... and having the BRAINS to know the outcome :Trike1::AGGHH:

 

[tomahawk]

Sometimes it's better to keep them both in your britches and keep youe mouth closed. And Hope she is pretending to be asleep. Good luck anyway.:Shrug:

 

[Chumbly]

Sometimes it's better to keep them both in your britches and keep youe mouth closed. And Hope she is pretending to be asleep. Good luck anyway.:Shrug:

But where's the fun in that? Choice number 2 keeps you in shape and feeling young and spry... if you live. :Trike1:

 

[americanbadass]

...been there done that...and lived to tell about it....I still cringe at the thought.....:AGGHH::AGGHH::AGGHH:

 

[Memnoch451]

My wife is Italian... it would more likely go like this"

Open door wife holding shot gun or something worse...

...Gee honey it's too dark out to see the ducks flying by or were you just cleaning your guns again??? And then in the back of my mind the Song Gimme Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd starts to play and I make a mad dash for cover and call for back up! But, it doesn't look good!