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One of the Origionals
Answers to Trike Questions from "Those People".....
Ever get some of "Those People" asking You questions about why You ride a Trike. "MOST" Folks are really, really nice, but there are "Those"...here are a few that "asked with attitude" and some of my responses over the last coupla' years.....
(1) Why You ridin' a 3-Wheeler skuuter, You get Hurt..."It's a Trike, not a Wheelchair"
(2) Why didn't You just get a Car..."Why didn't You"
(3) I bet You wish You could still ride a 2-wheeler, huh..."I bet You wish You could learn to"
(4) I always heard those things turn over easy, I've always been afraid of em'..."It's not mine that has a skinned up tank, grip, and seat"
(5) They say Those Things are hard to ride, I think I'll stick to my 2-wheeler..."I'd keep it simple too if I were You"
(6) Have You ever owned a Real Motorcycle..."Have You"
(7) I bet 1800cc ain't enough to wag that much Load around is it..."I'll bet Yours feels the same way a lota' days"
(8) You're an awfully little Feller to be ridin' such a Big Motorsickle..."Guess Yours must be at least 5000cc then if we're supposed to buy em' by Owner size"
(9) We don't like to have Trikes parked by Our Motorcycles..."Why, do Ya'll drop em' a lot"
(10) I think Someone oughta' be a lot bigger than You to ride Big Motorcycles..."I think Someone oughta' have a higher IQ than You to ride Big Motorcycles"
(11) You must really like being in debt to own something like that, all I've ever owned were cheap economy cars, never cared for that kind of extravagance..."I hope you continue to enjoy Your dull existance"
(12) You should own a 2-wheeler like I have..."You should own several hundred like I have"
(13) Those Things are the most over-priced Motorcycles there are..."Second most, I just looked at Yours"
Yeah, some of em' are just "Those People".....
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Ever get some of "Those People" asking You questions about why You ride a Trike. "MOST" Folks are really, really nice, but there are "Those"...here are a few that "asked with attitude" and some of my responses over the last coupla' years.....
(1) Why You ridin' a 3-Wheeler skuuter, You get Hurt..."It's a Trike, not a Wheelchair"
(2) Why didn't You just get a Car..."Why didn't You"
(3) I bet You wish You could still ride a 2-wheeler, huh..."I bet You wish You could learn to"
(4) I always heard those things turn over easy, I've always been afraid of em'..."It's not mine that has a skinned up tank, grip, and seat"
(5) They say Those Things are hard to ride, I think I'll stick to my 2-wheeler..."I'd keep it simple too if I were You"
(6) Have You ever owned a Real Motorcycle..."Have You"
(7) I bet 1800cc ain't enough to wag that much Load around is it..."I'll bet Yours feels the same way a lota' days"
(8) You're an awfully little Feller to be ridin' such a Big Motorsickle..."Guess Yours must be at least 5000cc then if we're supposed to buy em' by Owner size"
(9) We don't like to have Trikes parked by Our Motorcycles..."Why, do Ya'll drop em' a lot"
(10) I think Someone oughta' be a lot bigger than You to ride Big Motorcycles..."I think Someone oughta' have a higher IQ than You to ride Big Motorcycles"
(11) You must really like being in debt to own something like that, all I've ever owned were cheap economy cars, never cared for that kind of extravagance..."I hope you continue to enjoy Your dull existance"
(12) You should own a 2-wheeler like I have..."You should own several hundred like I have"
(13) Those Things are the most over-priced Motorcycles there are..."Second most, I just looked at Yours"
Yeah, some of em' are just "Those People".....