A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine
Corps, took a new job as a school teacher; but just before
the school year started he injured his back. He was required
to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the
toughest students in the school. The smart-alecky punks,
having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine,
were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really
was, before trying any pranks.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze
made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly
stapled the tie to his chest
... Dead silence ...
He had no trouble with discipline that year. . :Monster:
Corps, took a new job as a school teacher; but just before
the school year started he injured his back. He was required
to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the
toughest students in the school. The smart-alecky punks,
having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine,
were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really
was, before trying any pranks.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze
made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly
stapled the tie to his chest
... Dead silence ...
He had no trouble with discipline that year. . :Monster:
