John Luciano
One Of The Origionals
THE ITALIAN LOAN
>
> An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and
> Asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer
> That he was going to Italy on business for two weeks
> And needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
> Depositor of the bank.
>
> The bank officer told him that the bank would need
> Some form of security for the loan, so the Italian
> Handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was
> Parked on the street in front of the bank. The
> Italian produced the title and everything checked
> Out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as
> Collateral for the loan and apologized for having to
> Charge 12% interest.
>
> Later, the bank's president and its officers all
> Enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a
> $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.
> An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
> Bank' s underground garage and parked it.
>
> Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000
> And the interest of $23.07. The loan officer
> Said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your
> Business, and this transaction has worked out very
> Nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were
> Away, we checked you out and found that you are a
> Multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
> Bother to borrow $5,000?'
>
> The Italian replied: 'Scoos A Me , where else in A New York A City
> Can I park a my a car for a two weeks for only $23.07 and
> Expect it to be a there when I return?'
>
> Ah, the Italians... Bada Bing!
>
> An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and
> Asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer
> That he was going to Italy on business for two weeks
> And needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
> Depositor of the bank.
>
> The bank officer told him that the bank would need
> Some form of security for the loan, so the Italian
> Handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was
> Parked on the street in front of the bank. The
> Italian produced the title and everything checked
> Out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as
> Collateral for the loan and apologized for having to
> Charge 12% interest.
>
> Later, the bank's president and its officers all
> Enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a
> $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.
> An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
> Bank' s underground garage and parked it.
>
> Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000
> And the interest of $23.07. The loan officer
> Said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your
> Business, and this transaction has worked out very
> Nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were
> Away, we checked you out and found that you are a
> Multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
> Bother to borrow $5,000?'
>
> The Italian replied: 'Scoos A Me , where else in A New York A City
> Can I park a my a car for a two weeks for only $23.07 and
> Expect it to be a there when I return?'
>
> Ah, the Italians... Bada Bing!
