Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
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Talking about my "doingsomething useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
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I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 80 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
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I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
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She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
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"I'm in trouble again,and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.
She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.:laugh:
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</o Talking about my "doingsomething useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
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</o I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 80 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
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</o I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
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</o She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
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</o "I'm in trouble again,and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.
She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.:laugh:
