ThirdWheel
The Spaminator
I went fishing this morning but after a
short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his
mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the
frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and
put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released
him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his
mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the
frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and
put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released
him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
