BIGGER??

[rhino 2]

A biology instructor at the Rockslide Cliffs All Girls school in Sea Bottom New Jersey, Asked in one of his Biology class..
Can any one name the organ of the human body which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size and can you define the conditions?

Just then one student Miss Smyth rose up and said,
''I don't think that's a proper question to ask the class'', And I assure you that my parents will hear about this...
Unperturbed the instructor 'Ask the same question again to the class.

A Miss Johnston Raises her hand and replied.. The pupil of the eye , In dim light...

Correct, Miss Johnson!...

And now for you Miss Smyth' I have three things to say '

First, You have not studied your lesson.
Two , You have a dirty mind...
And three, You will some day be faced with a dreadful'
Disappointment.........

 

[Shimpy]

Glad I read this whole thing through. I was feeling inadequate until I read the end.

 

[TwoBye]

Glad I read this whole thing through. I was feeling inadequate until I read the end.

I still do. But that's a story for another day. :laugh: epper:

 

[FRR]

A biology instructor at the Rockslide Cliffs All Girls school in Sea Bottom New Jersey, Asked in one of his Biology class..
Can any one name the organ of the human body which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size and can you define the conditions?

Just then one student Miss Smyth rose up and said,
''I don't think that's a proper question to ask the class'', And I assure you that my parents will hear about this...
Unperturbed the instructor 'Ask the same question again to the class.

A Miss Johnston Raises her hand and replied.. The pupil of the eye , In dim light...

Correct, Miss Johnson!...

And now for you Miss Smyth' I have three things to say '

First, You have not studied your lesson.
Two , You have a dirty mind...
And three, You will some day be faced with a dreadful'
Disappointment.........

That's good...That's very good!

 

[skuuter]

HaHaHaHaHa......:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[bongobobny]

Hmmm, I was thinking lungs when you sigh! Does this mean I'm demented???

 

[maestro319]

All I can say is:...Ha Ha Ha !!! :laugh: