An American, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Sydney when this huge, burly Aussie guy walks in. As he passes the American, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.The big, burly Aussie says,"That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the American gets back on his bar stool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly Aussie then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the American, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor."That's a judo chop from Japan", he says. The American decides he's had enough and leaves .A few minutes later he comes back and sees the burly Aussie bastard sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. The American says to the bartender, "When your mate wakes up, tell him that was a ****in' crowbar from Tiny Tim."
Would someone who is authorized please delete this thread. I posted in the wrong section by mistake. Thanks in advance. I had a slight distraction. :gah:
Would someone who is authorized please delete this thread. I posted in the wrong section by mistake. Thanks in advance. I had a slight distraction. :gah:
That's funny right there!!!
