Getting whacked

[rhino 2]

Any one else have this problem ?
When ever i'm at a Supermarket shopping with my wife and she says, Wait right here...:wave4: While i go down the next aisle.. If i do stay in one spot, I become a target for some woman to whack me with their shopping cart.. So i try to keep moving because it's harder to hit a moving target.. But my Wife can't understand it and gets mad cause i'm not where she told me to stand and wait..:Shrug:
I guess i could just not go shopping with her , But then that just opens another can of worms...:cxtv:

 

[David357]

Yes, this is a typical problem with a no-win solution.:AGGHH:

With regard to constantly staying in motion with the shopping cart, I could not agree more. The patterns of pushing a shopping cart and driving a car are almost the same for most women.:Trike1:

 

[oahe]

I have a different shopping problem with my wife. She will send me off to pick up some item that she forgot, then when I come back she's gone and I have to wander the whole store just to find her. I no longer do that. I just sit right down exactly where she was and wait. Yeah, sometimes I get whacked but I believe that's the only way to teach her a lesson. Been doing this 10 years now. Something tells me it ain't gonna work!

 

[jaxbobg]

I shop alone, but have had some near misses by women cart drivers while perusing the stuff on the shelf. If I had rearview mirrors I would use them, but don't so I keep an eye out for carts coming down the aisle.

If I see one coming, I stand in front of my cart, so she either steers around or hits me, at which point I push her cart aside and ask what the hell she's doing. They either get embarrassed or indignant. I don't care. Serves them right.

Best solution I've found is to shop early morning.